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Q: Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber? A: A good flush beats a full house every time.
Plumbing is the only profession where you’ll hear your boss say, “Be sure your ‘joints’ have lots of ‘Dope’ in them!”
When you're a plumber by trade. But a gamer at heart.
On a Plumbers truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
Why dioplumbers never get angry? They're good at letting things flow.
"A local doctor called us out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked. He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately. Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said 'If it's still there in the morning, give us another ring.'"
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